I sometimes get calls from guys who are experimenting with anal play. It suprises me when I hear about the various things that are going up there and disappearing. This causes alot of panic and an trip to the emergency room. Not only can this be embarrassing but it can also be bad for your anal health later on....you can do lots of damage up there..so, five things never to put up your bum...
Bottles
Besides the fact that they are made of glass and glass breaks (ouch), if the bottle is open it can create a vacuum and get stuck up there, potentially causing injury or at least an embarrassing visit to the ER.
Live Animals
One of the misconceptions I grew up with was that gay men put hamsters or gerbils up there bum. This even made it to South Park as an episode! This is not a good idea. Besides the fact that they have claws and teeth, you don't want those PETA protesting outside of your house!
Light Bulbs
Glass and a** don't mix!
Grandma's Broom Handle
They are hard and rigid and the path up isn't a straight line. Figure it out!
Pens and Pencils
Anything pointy and sharp for that matter. Getting impaled by #2 pencil isn't sexy!
If your going to play - remember to use toys that are flexible in nature and have flared edges so they don't get sucked up.
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